All my life I’ve wanted a proper Dracula cape. Something satin with red lining on the inside and it actually being floor length.

I found one on Etsy and bought it. It was a little pricey but I though would be worth it to finally have something I’ve wanted for so very long.

It arrived today. It is gorgeous and well made and I completely hate it.

The collar is impossibly big. I could never wear it with any kind of face makeup. It looks completely ridiculous framing my head and even more so pushed down (which would make it an improper Dracula cape anyway).

I’ve never been this sad about an online purchase I made.